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Category:	Movie and TV jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day.Harry: Why do you say hes conceited?Fred: Well, every time there was a thunderclap during the storm, he went to the window and took a bow.

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