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| | Category: | Movie and TV jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 23 | | | | Joke: | Neighbour: Havent I seen you on TV? Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know. How do you like me? Neighbour: Off. | | | |
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