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| | Category: | Movie and TV jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 38 | | | | Joke: | Denied membership in an exclusive country club because he was an actor, biblical epic star Victor Mature is reported to have said "Hell, Im no actor, and Ive got thirty movies to prove it!" | | | |
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