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| How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when hes done, everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.... more | |
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| Q: How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: WHAT?... more | |
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| Q: How many Directors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one... but how do you get him in there with the cute, blonde?... more | |
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| What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?Collie-wood !... more | |
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| Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when hes done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.... more | |
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| Q: How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?A: Shes the one sleeping with the writer.... more | |
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| The producer of a low budget film is trying to convince the newly hired director of the quality of the work by telling him the big names theyve gotten for the cast. "First of all," he tells him, "Weve got Gibson in the lead." The director i... more | |
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| Q: How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin he looked doing it.... more | |
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| Why do actors like snooker halls?Because thats where they get their best cues.... more | |
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| What is an Actor? A man who tries to be everything but himself... more |
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