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| What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?Collie-wood !... more | |
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| Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?Because its all play.... more | |
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| How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when hes done, everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.... more | |
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| Whats the definition of a good actor? Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.... more | |
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| Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.... more | |
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| What kind of star wears sunglasses?A movie star.... more | |
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| A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film. In one scene the actor had to jump off a high diving board in to a swimming pool. He climed to the top of the board, looked down and promptly climbed down again.`Whats the... more | |
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| Q: How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Executive Producers dont screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.... more | |
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| Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?A: If we change the light bulb, well have to change everything.... more | |
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| Q: How many 2nd ADs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Uh...standby, Ill check on that.... more |
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