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| Why cant anyone stay angry long with an actress?Because she always makes up.... more | |
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| Q: How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin he looked doing it.... more | |
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| A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. "Howd the meeting go?" asks the first guy."It went great," says his buddy. "Tarentino will write and direct for six million, Me... more | |
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| Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ? To boldly go where no man has been before !... more | |
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| Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One -- but its an 8 hour minimum.... more | |
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| Denied membership in an exclusive country club because he was an actor, biblical epic star Victor Mature is reported to have said "Hell, Im no actor, and Ive got thirty movies to prove it!"... more | |
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| Q: How many DPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Just one, if hes got a good crew to do it.... more | |
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| Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?Because its all play.... more | |
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| Fred: Id love to be an actress. Harry: Break a leg then! Amy: Whatever for? Fred: Then youd be in a cast for weeks.... more | |
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| Q: How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Its not a bulb, its a globe.... more |
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