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| Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows? Because at last he was in the noose.... more | |
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| Q: How many Directors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one more, guys, I promise.... more | |
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| Q: How many PAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish theyd been asked.... more | |
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| What is an Actor? A man who tries to be everything but himself... more | |
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| Q: How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.... more | |
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| Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"... more | |
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| Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One -- but its an 8 hour minimum.... more | |
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| How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when hes done, everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.... more | |
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| What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?Gnus - readers !... more | |
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| A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. "Howd the meeting go?" asks the first guy."It went great," says his buddy. "Tarentino will write and direct for six million, Me... more |
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