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| Q: How many Directors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one... but how do you get him in there with the cute, blonde?... more | |
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| After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire trucks surrounding the smoldering remains of his house. Explaining who he was he asks "What happened?" "Well," one of the... more | |
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| Q: How many PA does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Whats a light bulb?... more | |
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| Q: How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: We dont know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.... more | |
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| Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"... more | |
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| After a venerable career of endless, stellar successes the greatest director who ever lived is in his prime and preparing for his most ambitious project ever when he unexpectedly dies and is called home to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the... more | |
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| Q: How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Executive Producers dont screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.... more | |
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| Q: How many DPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Just one, if hes got a good crew to do it.... more | |
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| Q: How many Directors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one more, guys, I promise.... more | |
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| Q: How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Its not a bulb, its a globe.... more |
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