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| Q: How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: WHAT?... more | |
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| Why do actors like snooker halls?Because thats where they get their best cues.... more | |
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| Q: How many DPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?... more | |
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| Q: What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas? A: Nothing. But he promised hed make it up to them on the next one.... more | |
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| A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. "Howd the meeting go?" asks the first guy."It went great," says his buddy. "Tarentino will write and direct for six million, Me... more | |
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| Q: How many Directors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one... but how do you get him in there with the cute, blonde?... more | |
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| Q: How many Directors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one more, guys, I promise.... more | |
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| The producer of a low budget film is trying to convince the newly hired director of the quality of the work by telling him the big names theyve gotten for the cast. "First of all," he tells him, "Weve got Gibson in the lead." The director i... more | |
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| Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ? To boldly go where no man has been before !... more | |
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| Whats the definition of a good actor? Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.... more |
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