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| | Category: | Monster jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 28 | | | | Joke: | A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see, he was $15 in arrears. | | | |
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