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Category:	Monster jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Views:	22

Joke:	FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me? SECOND MONSTER: No thanks, I cant stand Chinese food.

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