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Category:	Monster jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Views:	40

Joke:	A very tall monster with several arms and legs, all of different lengths, went into a tailors shop.Id like to see a suit that will fit me, he told the tailor.So would I, sir, said the tailor. So would I.

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