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| | Category: | Monster jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 27 | | | | Joke: | 1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days ?2nd Monster: Hes at medical school.1st Monster: Oh, whats he studying ?2nd Monster: Nothing, theyre studying him! | | | |
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