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| Mary: Do you think my sisters pretty ?Gary: Well, lets just say if you pulled her pigtail shed probably say oink, oink !... more | |
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| Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ?Man: It did for a while - then it fell off.... more | |
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| They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean shes escaped from the funny farm?... more | |
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| Fred keeps telling me that hes going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And youve been engaged for such a long time!... more | |
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| My boyfriend thinks Im beautifulWell they do say that love is blind !... more | |
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| Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldnt find a crane strong enough to lift her face!... more | |
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| Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back.Will: Pity its not on her head.... more | |
| 8. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Where is everyone beautiful?In the dark.... more | |
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| Im not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But thats the problem - you dont please anyone.... more | |
| 10. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Your ugly.And youre drunk.Yes, but in the morning Ill be sober !... more |
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