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Category:	Money jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: "Honey, weve finally got enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979." "You mean a brand-new Cadillac?" she asked eagerly. "No," said the husband, "a 1979 Cadillac."

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