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| | Category: | Money jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 21 | | | | Joke: | Did you hear about the Wall Street investment banker who won $10 million in the lottery? Hes so happy that hes giving some serious thought to paying back his student loan. | | | |
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