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| | Category: | Money jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 30 | | | | Joke: | A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it werent for my money, the house wouldnt be here!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it werent for your money I wouldnt be here." | | | |
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