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| | Category: | Money jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 39 | | | | Joke: | A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong."Ohhh, its my girlfriend.""Whats the problem?""When I asked her if she could learn to love me, she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education." | | | |
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