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| Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them? I did! Well, heres the elastic band.... more | |
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| Why isnt a dime worth as much today as it used to be?Because the dimes (times) have changed.... more | |
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| Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.... more | |
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| Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?Because they were a nuisance (new cents).... more | |
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| William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ?Mum: What crying man ?William: The one thats crying, Ice cream! Ice Cream !... more | |
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| Where do hogs keep their money?In piggy banks.... more | |
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| Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?Because she wanted to get rich milk.... more | |
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| Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?He liked cold cash.... more | |
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| Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?Because he gave out bad scents (cents).... more | |
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| A business man called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. "Oh no I dont, Ive been to China many times and never had to have... more |
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