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| | Category: | Money jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 39 | | | | Joke: | A business man called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. "Oh no I dont, Ive been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked, and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, Ive been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express." | | | |
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