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| | Category: | Money jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 36 | | | | Joke: | Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity," said the sales girl.Fred thought for a moment and said, "No, Ill buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity." | | | |
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