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| | Category: | Military jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 23 | | | | Joke: | A draftee went in for his physical wearing a truss and with a little convincing acting got his papers marked M.E. for Medically Exempt.Afterward a friend borrowed the truss to wear for his physical. At the end of the examination the doctor stamped M.E. on his papers."Does that mean Im medically exempt?" he asked."No," answered the doctor. "M.E. stands for Middle East. Anyone who can wear a truss upside down can certainly ride a camel." | | | |
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