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Category:	Military jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	- When the general comes, report to me immediately. The general doesnt show. The sergeant gets nervous and every hour reminds the sentry to report about the generals arrival. Finally, the general comes in.- Where have you been? asks the sentry. The sergeant has already asked about you four times.

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