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| | Category: | Military jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 29 | | | | Joke: | A general calls a colonel:- Do you have a couple of smart majors?- Yes I do.- Send them to me. I need to move my furniture around. | | | |
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