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| | Category: | Military jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 29 | | | | Joke: | A soldier keeps a mug upside down and tells the sergeant:- I cant drink from this mug. It has no opening.The sergeant examines the mug and says:- You are right. And besides this, it has no bottom. | | | |
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