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| | Category: | Military jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 23 | | | | Joke: | A recruit examines the food served to him in the batallion dining room.- Do I have any choice here, he asks a sergeant.- Yes, you do. You may eat it or not. | | | |
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