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| 1. | Category: Military jokes  |
| You Might be a Marine Wife if:1. Your mail goes to four addresses in two countries before it reaches you. 2. You earned an Accounting degree by deciphering your husbands LES and running a family on what was ACTUALLY deposited. 3. "Savings"... more | |
| 2. | Category: Military jokes |
| Soldier Ivanov was ordered to peel a barrel of potatos.- In this day and age, the army should have a machine to peel potatos, complains Ivanov.- Absolutely, answered the sergeant. And you are its latest model.... more | |
| 3. | Category: Military jokes |
| - When the general comes, report to me immediately. The general doesnt show. The sergeant gets nervous and every hour reminds the sentry to report about the generals arrival. Finally, the general comes in.- Where have you been? asks the sen... more | |
| 4. | Category: Military jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between God and fighter pilots? A: God doesnt think hes a fighter pilot.... more | |
| 5. | Category: Military jokes |
| Q: What is the best Iraqi job ? A: Foreign Ambassador... more | |
| 6. | Category: Military jokes |
| - How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?- None. People that glow in the dark dont need lights.... more | |
| 7. | Category: Military jokes |
| Q: How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 22, one to screw it in, 21 to shoot the bulb.... more | |
| 8. | Category: Military jokes |
| Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off.... more | |
| 9. | Category: Military jokes |
| The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. He directed a nearby Air Force base that will be opened and that all eligible young men and wome... more | |
| 10. | Category: Military jokes |
| - Who likes music? - asks a commander.- Two soldiers step forward.- All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.... more |
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