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| | Category: | Mental health jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 20 | | | | Joke: | Doctor ! Doctor ! I think Im going crazy. I have a carrot growing out of my ear.Amazing ! so you have. How could that have happened ?I cant understand it either, because I planted cabbage ! | | | |
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