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| | Category: | Mental health jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 20 | | | | Joke: | A woman entered a psychiatrists consulting room leadind a kangaroo."Im worried about my husband, doctor, " she said. "He keeps thinking hes a kangaroo! " | | | |
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