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| | Category: | Mental health jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 32 | | | | Joke: | "The trouble is," said the entertainer to the psychiatrist, "that I cant sing, I cant dance, I cant tell jokes, I cant act, I cant play an instrument or juggle or do magic tricks or do anything!" "Then why dont you give up show business?" "I cant - Im a star!" | | | |
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