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Category:	Mental health jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patients room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet. The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Cant you see Im sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. Hes my friend, but hes a little crazy. He thinks hes a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2s face is going all red. The doctor asks Patient #1, "If hes your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself" Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"

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