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| | Category: | Mental health jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 30 | | | | Joke: | A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First Im a teepee; then Im a wigwam; then Im a teepee; then Im a wigwam. Its driving me crazy. Whats wrong with me?" The doctor replies: "Its very simple. Youre two tents." | | | |
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