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| | Category: | Mental health jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 36 | | | | Joke: | "Great news, Mr. Oscarson," the psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of therapy, I can pronounce you finally and completely cured of your kleptomania. Youll never be trapped by the desire to steal again.""Gee, thats great, Doc," the patient replied."And just to prove it, I want you to stop by Sears on the way home and walk the length of the store. Youll see - youll feel no temptation to shoplift whatsoever.""Oh, Doctor, whatever can I do to thank you?""Well," suggested the psychiatrist, "if you DO have a relapse, I could use a new microwave." | | | |
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