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| | Category: | Computer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 50 | | | | Joke: | A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it could not find the printer. The user had even tried turning the computer screen to face the printerbut his computer still could not see the printer. | | | |
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