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| | Category: | Mental health jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 21 | | | | Joke: | Doctor, doctor, I cant concentrate, one minute Im ok, and the next minute, Im blank!And how long have you had this complaint?What complaint? | | | |
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