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Category:	Mental health jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	A psychologist returned from a confrence in Aspen lodge, where all the psychologists were permited to ski for free. Her husband asked her, "How it went?". She replied, "Fine, but Ive never seen so many Freudians slips."

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