| 1. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his bed. It had been years since he had gotten a good nights sleep. Furthermore, his progress was very poor, and he knew it. So, one day... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.To the first mother he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You even named your daughter Candy."H... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, Ive only got 59 seconds to live.Wait a minute please.... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Fred: "Why are you so upset?" Harry: "My wife introduced me to her psychiatrist this morning." Fred: "So what?" Harry: "So she said to him, Doctor, this is my husband. You know, one of the men Ive been telling you about."... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patients room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet. The docto... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a spoon.Sit there and dont stir.... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A guy goes in to see a psychologist. He says, "It seems I cant make any friends. Can you help me, you fat slob?"... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the physiatrist began his therapy session, "Im not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning.""Of course." replied the patient. "I... more
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