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| Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.... more | |
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| A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out... more | |
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| Men are like department stores.Their clothes should always be half off.... more | |
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| Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture of a shapely, pinup model in her refrigerator to remind her of her goal. The reminder worked like a charm as the woman discovered that she had lost ten pounds in the first month of using this... more | |
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| Men are like plungers.They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom... more | |
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| Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? A. Three, if you slice them very thinly.... more | |
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| Q. What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?A. Any place without a drive-up window.... more | |
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| Men are like mini skirts. If youre not careful, theyll creep up your legs.... more | |
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| Why dont men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence.... more | |
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| Wheres the safest place to hide money from a man?Under the soap... more |
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