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| A man parked his car at the supermarket and was walking past an empty cart when he heard a woman ask, "Excuse me, did you want that cart?""No," he answered. "Im only after one thing."As he walked toward the store, he heard her murmur, "Typi... more | |
| 2. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Real Men arent afraid of the dark.... more | |
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| Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?A. You didnt hold the pillow down long enough.... more | |
| 4. | Category: Men jokes |
| Why do so few men end up in Heaven?They never stop to ask directions.... more | |
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| A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?Dating children.... more | |
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| Q. How do men exercise on the beach?A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.... more | |
| 7. | Category: Men jokes |
| Brian was dating Lorraine and they were very close. While they were dating he met another woman named Clearly and wanted to start dating her but felt that he should be faithful to Lorraine. So he continued to date Lorraine. One day Brian to... more | |
| 8. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A. Because those men already have boyfriends.... more | |
| 9. | Category: Men jokes |
| How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.... more | |
| 10. | Category: Men jokes |
| Wheres the safest place to hide money from a man?Under the soap... more |
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