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| | Category: | Men jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 71 | | | | Joke: | Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything with it.""Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?" asked the second."You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way - Take a clean dish and...." | | | |
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