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| | Category: | Men jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 138 | | | | Joke: | Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"God says: "So she would love you." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"God says: "So she would love you." | | | |
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