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| Men are like shag carpets.Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.... more | |
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| The difference between men and womenA man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!"The man immediately leans out his window... more | |
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| How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.... more | |
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| What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six pack.... more | |
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| Men are like curling irons. Theyre always hot, and theyre always in your hair.... more | |
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| How do you lose fourteen stone of fat?Dump him.... more | |
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| Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.... more | |
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| How do you confuse a man?You dont - theyre born that way.... more | |
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| Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?A. A widow.... more | |
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| Q. Whats the fastest way to a mans heart? A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.... more |
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