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| Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.... more | |
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| Q: What are two reasons why men dont mind their own business?1. No mind2. No business.... more | |
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| Q. How does a man show hes planning for the future?A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.... more | |
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| Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and its a womans job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something youd like to have dinner with.... more | |
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| Men are like computers.Hard to figure out and never enough memory.... more | |
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| What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs dont turn into men when they drink.... more | |
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| Q. How do men exercise on the beach?A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.... more | |
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| Q. What should you give a man who has everything?A. A woman to show him how to work it.... more | |
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| Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.... more | |
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| Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship?A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.... more |
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