The Jokes Network

SUBSCRIBE ::

Enter your email for our daily jokes newsletter:

Viewing Joke:
Category:	Men jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
Rating:
Views:	37

Joke:	Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?A. A power failure.

	Add to del.icio.us Digg this Reddit

More Men Jokes:

1.	Category: Men jokes
	What do you do with a bachelor who thinks hes Gods gift? Exchange him.... more
2.	Category: Men jokes
	Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"... more
3.	Category: Men jokes
	QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men? ANSWER: They come in five flavors.... more
4.	Category: Men jokes
	Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great pets.... more
5.	Category: Men jokes
	What is better than a nail on the wall?... A screw on the floor.... more
6.	Category: Men jokes
	Men are like computers.Hard to figure out and never enough memory.... more
7.	Category: Men jokes
	Now do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.... more
8.	Category: Men jokes
	Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.... more
9.	Category: Men jokes
	Q. Why cant men get mad cow disease?A. Because theyre all pigs.... more
10.	Category: Men jokes
	Q. Whats the fastest way to a mans heart? A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.... more