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| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 142 | | | | Joke: | "Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?"she said looking lovingly into her husbands eyes."I dont know, but I promise Ill never do it again." | | | |
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