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Category:	Letter jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with "I." Fred: I is . . . Teacher: No, Fred. You must always say "I am." Fred: Oh, right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

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