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| | Category: | Lawyer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 102 | | | | Joke: | A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I should have suspected he wasnt a lawyer. He was always so punctual and polite." | | | |
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