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| | Category: | Computer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 39 | | | | Joke: | A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then he removed all the keys and washed them individually. | | | |
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