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| | Category: | Computer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 26 | | | | Joke: | A customer called to say he couldnt get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the screen and pressing the "send" key. | | | |
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