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| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldnt work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in, and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for something to happen. When asked what happened when she pressed the powe... more | |
| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses "windows".... more | |
| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.... more | |
| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?A: You get a short circut.... more | |
| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Youre spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked?No, theyve always been blue!... more | |
| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| One guy was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workstations with her arms crossed across her chest and staring at the screen. After about 15 minutes he noticed that she was... more | |
| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What did Bill Gates wife say to him on their wedding night?No wonder you called the company Microsoft... more | |
| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.... more | |
| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.... more | |
| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| One of Microsofts finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had... more |
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